Suddenly, he passed over a small Orc outpost, which was no more than a few towers and a barracks.

He frowned, thinking it odd that there weren't in any other buildings, and pulled up in a loop to gain altitude and survey the area. Once he was at 5000 feet, he looked out the cockpit and saw that the base was in fact guarding a number of Empire Earth mines.

"Me likey!" Kane said, glancing at the smouldering Orc encampment below him. He launched a couple missiles at the remaining Barracks and then launched missiles at the remaining Orcs that had escaped the barracks in time, watching with glee as they splattered. He checked his fuel and saw he needed to return to the 'Carrier, so he set the F-14 into autopilot and waited as it returned to the aircraft carrier.
"Time to go get those civvies," Kane thought.

Evil Kane walked through his base, shooting random minions as they crossed his path.
"Sire!" one of the minions said. "The PPM Alliance has landed in Kirkland! They're building a base!"
"Thank you for informing me," Kane said, then he shot the minion in the kneecap. "Hmmm, so they're going to attack LC... Excelleenntt... Two birds with one stone. MwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" his maniacal laughter continued for a good 12 minutes before he finally broke down in a fit of maniacal caughing.

Banshee was going over some maps of the second Nod base with Tratos when Kane, Yoshi, OOAK, and Threepwood arrived at the base.
Banshee looked at Good Kane, then looked at the dead Evil Kane, then looked back at Good Kane again. "What the ztype?"
"This is good Kane," OOAK said. "That one's evil Kane."
"I'm confused," Tratos said. "I thought he was good Kane," he pointed at the dead Kane. "And aren't you supposed to be dead, Yoshi? And who are they?" He said, gesturing at Threepwood and his pirates.
"I'M the good Kane," Kane said. "The dead one was the evil Kane. Yoshi never died. This is Guybrush Threepwood, pirate captain, and the guys behind him are his crew. Tapek is the evil one, and he created the clone of me. He tried to kill us, and thought he succeeded, and that's why he said Yoshi was dead," Kane summarized.
"How do we know what Kane you are?" Banshee asked.
"Look at the ears," Kane said, pointing to the clone. "He's human, I'm an elf. NWN Kane is an elf."
"Ookkkaaayyyy," Banshee said.

He watched a Capitol go up, then a Barracks, Tank Factory, Airfield, Hospital, Siege Workshop, Dock, Naval Yard, and then walls and towers. Then the civilians went to work immediately, transporting the supplies from the transport to the Capitol and mining from the resources near the base.

While he was walking through the Command Center, he heard a beeping sound and turned to a nearby monitor.

They went to the helipad, where there was already a chinook waiting for them.

The Metal Gear as its known is a series of nuclear equipped bipedal robots that have gone through various models throughout the Metal Gear game series.

"Get those rocket launchers ready." said OOAK, his face set. A huge metallic roar came from behind them and they turned. All twenty five Metal Gear Rays were crossing the water and heading towards them, and their weapons were all armed. OOAK turned to the group and spoke urgently, "OK here's the plan, Ray has one weak spot and one way to exploit it. First aim at the knee, if you do hit it right Ray will turn its head towards you and open its mouth, aim for the mouth when it does this. You'll have to do it a couple of times to damage it enough, the good news is that all of the rays will stay around the perimeter........." They heard a huge crash and saw a huge Metal Gear Ray standing over them "....... except one! Scatter!" shouted OOAK.

They began to run around the huge platform, OOAK concentrated on the central Ray while the others took out the ones around the side. OOAK deliberately preserved the central Ray for a while so as to prevent any others from taking its place. Tratos shouted over to him.....

"I'm running out of ammo!"

"Here use this!" OOAK tossed him his own launcher and turned back towards the Ray unit. He pulled out his FAMAS and ran at it. 'This had better work!' he thought to himself and he jumped, much higher than he was supposed to, and landed on the Ray's head. He aimed the FAMAS at the unit's eye socket and emptied an entire clip into its enternal circuitry, he jumped clear as it collapsed to the floor...... destroyed.

He looked round and saw that the rest of the team had taken out all but two of the Rays, but were running out of ammo. 'Here we go again.' he thought to himself as he ran at the two Rays........

Finding the self-destruct for Arsenal proved to be something of an anti-climax after the tremendous fight with the Rays, but it was found and triggered, followed by a mad dash by all concerned until they all made it a safe distance and were picked up by chinook. They saw the explosion as they were being taken back to base and needless to say it made all the effort seem worthwhile.

"Well LC has twenty six less major weapons in his arsenal, I'd say we did good!" said Tratos as he proceeded to fall unconcious from exhaustion. OOAK looked out of the hatch at the rising sun, content with what they had accomplished when suddenly they were rocked by an explosion. "We're taking SAM fire! We're going down!" Shouted Banshee...........

The crazy laughter brought Yoshi down into the interrogation room, snarling angrily.

"Yeah right kane" said yoshi, rolling his eyes. This kane is good, he doesn't want to hang out with a loser like you." Yoshi started up the stairs. "Coming, kane?"

Banshee diz:
Kane, please reply there:

http://ppm.entexplode.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=985
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Okay
Banshee diz:
the main problem was really evil kane appearing from nothing...
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
loll
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Appearing from nothing?
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
He and his army attacked
Banshee diz:
he was dead, pratically
Banshee diz:
look at chapter 26
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Meh, you can't kill evil peeps
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Besides, it was Tapek that made EvilKane come back
Banshee diz:
when???
Banshee diz:
where??
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
O
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
I'll show you
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
I asked CC, and he confirmed it, or else I wouldn't have used Evilkane
Banshee diz:
the last mention was in chapter 26
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Nope
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Where? Huh? How? Ok, I know how as he was driving an F-14, but, where was that? Was that near kirkland or in the south of UK? Wasn't there any anti-air before Kane reachs it? In the chain story, Orcs are allied and majorly commanded by Tapek, how come the orcs had a base there if Tapek hadnt approached that area? (He was in a war, wasn't him and his was wasnt over). Lack of details here confused me as well.

Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Okay, for one thing, we don't need detail for that. It's just an orc encampment. It's assumed it's just there guarding the mines. And, if I didn't mention Anti-air, it never happened
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
And also, I didn't need to say WHERE the base was, because in the long term, it doesn't matter
Banshee diz:
reply that in your post as welll
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Tapek opened his eyes slowly and wished he hadn't. Every bit of his body ached like crazy. But despite the pain his eyes opened even wider at what he saw.
"Thought you could kill me eh?"
"You... it's impossible!"
"Aaaah HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
The maniacal laughter chilled Tapek to the bone as he recieved a vicious kick to the head, and he lapsed back into unconsciousness.

From in CC's story
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Why post it?
Banshee diz:
yea, I saw that, but I was confused as well
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
I'm telling you on MSN
Banshee diz:
how did he revived evil kane or found him out?
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
CC's chapter didn't mention that
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
And I didn't either. I didn't think of any reason to
Banshee diz:
because it's confusing...
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
How?
Banshee diz:
in chapter 26, evil kane was near his fortress in canada. in chapter 30, CC was in uk
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Yea...
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
In chapter 26, he was "killed"
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
In CC's chapter it turned out he WASN'T killed
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Tapek had THOUGHT he killed EvilKane
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
But he hadn't
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
And EvilKane probably flew to the U.K. or something
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
And he obviously had a plan already if he had a Lair of DOOOOM
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
(Which CC filled in)
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
- Orc base guarding Empire Earth mines? Why? How come anyone from Empire Earth appeared there to put mines in an enemy orc base if the Empire Earth characters had their ships near the PPM Alliance base to defend them? Why orcs would have a base to guard mines (unless it was a gold mine, which doesnt seems to be the case)?
Banshee diz:
( I still couldnt get that lair of doom...)
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
It's a lair
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Kane's Lair
Banshee diz:
and how one of them teleported to each other if scroll of town portal only allows you to teleport to nearest town? Evil Kane wasnt in any town
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
He just used a teleport spell
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
I assume
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
He might have gone over on a ship or something
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Or maybe he grabbed a flight on the Concord
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Or maybe he flapped his wings and flew over
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Does it matter?
Banshee diz:
sorry, but still no sense at all
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
I can understand you not knowing what the EE mines were. In Empire Earth, all the mines aren't buildings, they're, like, exposed minerals laying on the ground. Ore, Gold, Stone... Surely Orcs can find a use for those minerals. That's why they had a little outpost there to guard them. They probably didn't know what to do with Tapek captured...
Banshee diz:
erm... ok, that part is explained, but Evil kane's part has no sense
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
I still don't get why you don't understand. Evil Kane somehow got to the U.K.
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
It doesn't matter how, he just did
Banshee diz:
"somehow"....
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Then he, somehow, captured Tapek
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
It might be explained in the future
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
That's what usually happens
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Everything falls together at the end of the story
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
It's also what makes the chainstory fun, because, like, if someone wanted to, they could explain how EvilKane got to the U.K. by saying he came across on a Lapris (A water transport pokemon)
Banshee diz:
it will be SOMEHOW explained as well.. somehow....
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Yea
Banshee diz:
too much somehow... where, somehow, confuses me
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Are the explanations really that necessary? I mean, if everything is explained, isn't that boring? We know exactly what's going to happen!
Banshee diz:
it doesnt need excessive explanations, but things should at least make sense, Kane...
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
*shrug* Me and CC thought it made sense
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Quote:
He watched a Capitol go up, then a Barracks, Tank Factory, Airfield, Hospital, Siege Workshop, Dock, Naval Yard, and then walls and towers. Then the civilians went to work immediately, transporting the supplies from the transport to the Capitol and mining from the resources near the base.


- Where was this capitol if the Empire Earth crew were only naval? Did they built a capitol in a ship? Oh man... that's definitelly new for me...
Banshee diz:
yea, another weird thing...
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Well, on the Transport Ship, there were a bunch of civvies. I mentioned it in the previous chapter somewhere
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
"Just in case anyone wants to know, or wants to use this info in subsequent chapters, all those ships are from Empire Earth. If you want to make the transport ship have a bunch of civvies that build a base in the U.K., then I should let you know that the ships work like this:
Frigate: Attacks other ships and submarines (Depth charges and a 105mm cannon)
Cruiser: Attacks aircraft (SAM missiles or AA guns)"
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"I wonder who brought the Empire Earth stuff in? He thought to himself.
Suddenly, he got an idea and walked over to the transport ship, noticing that it was the Atomic Age -- Modern version, and looked in, seeing a number of civilians milling around in the cargo hold,"
Banshee diz:
now, getting into my chapter... hold on..
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
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Banshee diz:
Transport Captain: We gonna head to Kirkland and from there, you prepare your forces to kick LC's ass.
Cole: Ok, but we gonna need some support from you after we land, so I can build this GLA base that I'm architeting safer.
Transport Captain: Yes, sir.

Banshee diz:
They are supposed to stand near PPM's base to protect them from incoming attacks or become an air support....
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Civilians? Civilians couldn't kill a RAT. They barely have weapons
Banshee diz:
the ships are supposed
Banshee diz:
not the civilians
Kane -- A new Most Pitiful Thing I've Ever Seen! diz:
Well, the ships did. The transport has no weapons, so it unloading the Civilians and leaving shouldn't cause a problem.
Banshee diz:
ok